Today I took some medicine and slept right through the Gala this year. FML! But at least Vogue offered it’s first video feed, so not only did I get to see all the looks but also how all of the celebrities speak and move in these elaborate gowns. And they were elaborate!!
Lets get down to it:
Beyonce – I still got body!
Beyonce’s Thoughts this year had to be, ” I’m 30 and just had a baby but I can still get Turnt Up and come out the house naked like all the other heauxs!”. She focused so much on letting that boote’ hang out that she forgot to do her hair
Florence Welch will always flow, and folly in soft fairy like ish. It’s her signature so of course she showed up wearing Alexander Mcqueen looking amazing as always. This is The Biggest fashion party in america so you have to go hard in different stuff!
Florence – And not a single F#@k was given this day!
Marc Jacobs – Also, Not a Single F#@K was given this day!
Marc showed up in a Lace dress and Leprechaun shoes. He said he was tired of all the men just wearing black Tuxedos. If I made millions by the minute and worked out every day I would wear a lace tunic too.
N!99AS from Paris
Chanel Iman and Tom Ford
Solange in Rachel Roy
I’m gonnna have to start calling Solo-Knolo the black hipster barbie! she is always on point from head to toe!
Bruno definitely was the best dressed male, why? because he is rocking satin peaked lapels and a fro. Definitely channeling Michael Jackson!
She is always in diva mode on and off glee. Tonight she knows he is winning. Donatella Versace is back there looking like a sour puss!
I hate when older women try to come out all covered up because their bodies are baggy. Linda did it right by covering up with an amazing cape that stood out on the carpet. #POW
You forgot about Trump and his XXVI wife? lol they are still around and she was giving that Ole mean ass $$$$ shoulder tonight!
Diane Von Furstenburg – “Bitch I’m 65 and WINNING”
2 of the most fashionable Black men in the world
She always seats everyone, Never has Lala been placed in the same category of the basketball wives or Kardashians. She is royalty out here.
There are some people who could wear ANYTHING and look amazing, On anyone else I would probably wouldn’t like this gown. But this Prada feather trained dress looks comfortable and luxurious.
Karolina Kurkova in Rachel Zoe
Wear more headwear! I like this!